KoolAid Konkokshunz

Wiz Khalifa - In My Car (Tha Puff Bus) Feat. Juicy J

2010-10-24T22:35:00.000-04:00

I'm old enough to remember when Three 6 Mafia made good music. Luckily, Juicy J shows he is still capable on this Wiz Khalifa collaboration. This song sounds exactly as one may anticipate, which in this case, is a very good thing. Has the throwback Three 6 anthem feel, with the newness of #Taylorgang bitch-slapping some freshness into it. The beat, while being uptempo and bouncy maintains an irresistable smoothness to it; call it audio cocoa butter. Wiz is slowly reminding me of a new ~~high~~ young Nate Dogg with seemingly a new catchy hook every other week. While this would've been PRIME back in the summer with all the windows down, better late than never. Shit I'm from Michigan, I can roll around windows down in the middle of winter and not be a giant pussy about it.

Download: Wiz Khalifa - In My Car (Tha Puff Bus) Feat. Juicy J

Busta Rhymes - 80's Baby Feat. 50 Cent, Wyclef Jean

2010-10-20T22:10:00.000-04:00

This is just random as hell because this morning I was tweeting about a bunch of 90s rappers and where the hell they all went. For the most part Busta has kept his longevity. He's definitely a legend in the game but let's be real, the last year or so he's been on Milk Box MISSING status. This song wasn't what I expected at all, but the tempo grows on you after awhile. More than anything I have it on repeat for 50's hilarious hook. Tell me why it sounds like he was half asleep on the couch while he recorded this? Wyclef... electric guitars are nice and all but you're at about a 10 right now, I need you at about a 4.. thanks.

#Shoutout to the picture of Bussa Buss and 50 cent pre ~~steroids~~ mid-30's.

Download: Busta Rhymes - 80's Baby Feat. 50 Cent, Wyclef Jean

Jeremih - Waiter/ The 5 Senses

2010-09-23T14:38:00.000-04:00

Mr. Birthday Sex brings on some more of that sexy time music. This is a hybrid that blends perfectly. I listened to this one time and instantly wanted to pick up the African American Berry and hit up a Cutty Buddy. Add this to your slow jams mix.

"if it looks this good.... I wonder how it tastes..."

Download: Jeremih - Waiter/ The 5 Senses

Soulja Boy - Mean Mug Feat. 50 Cent

2010-09-23T14:25:00.001-04:00

Curtis and ~~Sir-Snorts-Alot~~ DeAndre make a self-explanatory anthem. Nigga fuck yo mean mug!!!!. Indeed. If you grew up in the hood you already know what's up. You can't even go to Chuck E Cheese without gettin mean mugged. In the famous words of Dave Chappelle... "nigga you angry at breakfast???"

Download: Soulja Boy - Mean Mug feat. 50 Cent

Gucci Mane - It's Gucci Time (Prod. Swizz Beatz)

2010-09-06T19:28:00.000-04:00

Say what you will about Gucci, but he's always had the block on lock. While most criticism has come stemmed form him rapping like he rides the short bus, you can't deny that he has shown steady improvement. While I will always be down with that lyrical shit, I bump quite a bit of Gucci Mane La Flare. The beats always knock and it always puts you in a certain type of mood. Speaking of beats, Swizz has got to be one of the luckiest dudes in the game right now. NEVER thought I'd say that a few years ago. But within the past year, he not only knocked up Alicia Keys, he ~~takes all her money~~ manages her, and got one of the biggest co-signs in the game from Kanye. If theres one thing we know about Yeezy, it's get a ~~outburst~~ mention from him and watch your career skyrocket. Don't believe me? Taylor Swift will sure as fuck vouch for it. Swizz needs to remember his roots and holla at the old Ruff Ryder crew. I'm sure DMX is sick of being in and out of jail and I'm sure Drag-On is sick of working at Pizza Hut.

The Appeal: Georgia's Most Wanted in stores September 28th

Download: Gucci Mane - It's Gucci Time (Prod. Swizz Beatz)

*BONUS* Music Video dropped today as well

J. Cole - Villematic

2010-09-06T19:14:00.000-04:00

As I said in my previous post, this beat is so sick it's infectious. Mr. Fayettnam goes in on Kanye's "Devil in a New Dress". This is crazy cuz I literally spent all day yesterday writing to this same track. Some beats just bring the words out you with ease. Rumor has it Cole has another mixtape coming out before his major label debut. I certainly hope that's the case. ~~Wheelchair Jimmy~~ Drake may have been stretching it when he likened himself and J. Cole as the "new Jay-Z and Nas", (Jay sold crack, Drake played a handicap on Nickelodeon) but Cole definitely always brings it lyrically. Hopefully he doesn't lose that fire in his voice after awhile like so many before him (See: 50 Cent)

Download: J. Cole - Villematic

Diddy - Loving You No More feat. Dirty Money, Wheelchair Jimmy

2010-08-27T14:02:00.000-04:00

An earlier mix of this leaked around the beginning of the year. I must've played it at least 100 times while dealing with getting over my ex, singing in the bathroom mirror with the comb as the microphone. Okay maybe thats a stretch. Or maybe it isnt. #DontJudge. Anyways, sometimes it's crazy how life works. The final edit/mastered version of this comes out months later and I find myself in a slightly similar situation at the same time all over again. Love.... it's a mother fucker eh?

Download - Diddy - Loving You No More feat. Dirty Money, WheelChair Jimmy

Big Sean ft. Pat Piff - I Go Hard

2010-08-17T17:09:00.000-04:00

XXL Mag Freshmen, Detroit native, G.O.O.D. Music artist, Kanye Protege Big Sean's new mixtape Finally Famous Vol. 3: BIG is going to be that heat. It's to be released September 14th, but since when is any release date accurate these days? Anyways, here's the latest track ~~some guy~~ Sean hit us with for the meantime. SN: What happened to Big Sean, Consequence and Kanye all releasing their albums on the same day? I knew that was a big bowl of fuckery when I heard that.

Download: Big Sean ft. Pat Piff - I Go Hard

The Boondocks - Fried Chicken Flu

2010-08-02T15:04:00.002-04:00

Oprah's Free Chicken Giveaway still making me laugh in 2010. Gotta love The Boondocks. Only 2 more episodes of the series left.

Wale - Black & Gold

2010-08-02T14:24:00.000-04:00

What I'm assuming is Mr. Folarin's final leak and lead single off of the highly anticipated More About Nothing which drops tomorrow. After a few releases that have seemingly portrayed him veering into a different path musically, he's back on his go-go shit. This beat is bananas. August 3rd is the drop date... expect a post later tonight from me.

Download: Wale - Black & Gold

Royce da 5'9" -My Own Planet ft. Joe Budden & Mr. Porter

2010-07-28T18:36:00.003-04:00

Joey says fuck Amalgam Digital and finally hops in his Slaughterhouse brethren's track off of the deluxe edition of Nickel's Bar Exam 3. Considering their chemistry is impeccable (Mike Tyson voice) hip hop is lucky they got over their war of words just a few short years ago. Now the only question that begs to be asked is who's guest verse is better? Jumpoff's or fellow Detroiter Big Sean?? I'm gonna have to marinate on that before I give my final answer. I'm done cracking jokes like "Royce needs this $9.99 more than I do", but if you do want to go the legal route, all versions of the single are available on itunes here.

I got two words for the rap game.... fuck ya'lll

Download: Royce da 5'9" - My Own Planet ft. Joe Budden & Mr. Porter

Previously: Royce da 5'9" - My Own Planet ft. Big Sean

Wale - Ambitious Girl

2010-07-28T17:43:00.001-04:00

*Ambitious girls where you hiding?*

Mr. Folarin takes the words right out my mouth this this jawn. Coming from Saginaw, MI, they're kind of a rare breed. Girls out there are more content to push strollers through the hood while pregnant with somebody elses baby, while living with drug dealin Ray Ray's broke ass while working a part time job babysittin somebody elses lil badass kids shittin all over the house, cuz the leasing agent needs some form of proof of income if they are gonna approve you for their section 8 housing. In the meantime, they sell food stamps for 50 cents on the dollar to pick up some extra weed money, that is, until Ray Ray's broke ass comes around bitchin he got into with Big Pookie n dem and he needs to pay for all the drugs that got fronted STAT or everybody is knee deep in shit. Whew. Got carried away there. Anways.. my ambitious girl... I won't forget you.. I just reflect on how I ain't met you yet boo. So come on babygirl.... I wanna fuck the shit out your ambitions.

Download: Wale - Ambitious Girl

Get Em' Tiger

2010-07-27T20:44:00.001-04:00

With the release of the new Wale track about infidelity and whatnot, I went back and listened to these other Tiger Woods inspired tracks. And yes that is a photo I actually took myself at a gift shop in Ann Arbor Michigan. Personally I think people need to cut him some slack. She already ruined his Cadillac and got a ridonkulous $800,000,000 payout to keep her yappin ass yapper shut. I've been fucking Snow Bunnies since the early 2000's and nobody has made a big deal of it. Jeez.

Download: Ludacris - Sexting

Download: Maino - Get Em Tiger

Wale - Eyes of a Tiger

2010-07-27T19:26:00.000-04:00

New Wale? Why the hell not. As noted in the "More About Nothing" trailer, he's been chillin, (no Gaga) for quite some time now. I don't blame him. Nothing wrong with letting ~~Wheelchair Jimmy~~ Drake mania die down a little bit. Now back to the music. Tiger just can't catch a break. Wait a minute, he's still rich. Nevermind.

Download: Wale - Eyes of a Tiger

Royce Da 5'9" - Walking In The Rain

2010-07-21T22:55:00.000-04:00

Detroit's best emcee not named Marshall is back on the dark shit. Reminiscent of his "Death is Certain" days I haven't seen since high school, I'm reminded of a young J Reezy neglecting his homework and studying rap instead.. ahh.. I miss the past. Sorry to refer to myself in third person too. I'm not a douche, really. Anyways, cop this, it's worth it.

Download: Royce Da 5'9" - Walking In The Rain

J. Cole - Premeditated Murder

2010-07-17T17:13:00.000-04:00

The Roc is in good hands.

Download: J.Cole - Premeditated Murder

Royce Da 5'9" - Bar Exam 3: The Most Interesting Man (No DJ)

2010-06-16T21:00:00.000-04:00

New and improved B.E.3 for that ass! No DJ Whoo Kid. And no offense, but in this case it's a very good thing. I'm from Saginaw even I thought he dropped too many gunshots on that shit. Also, theres 3 new bonus tracks on this. Crooked I's Horseshoe Gang and fellow Detroiter Big Sean join the fun this go around. "Vagina" is also extended for more comedic fuckery. Hilarious. Unfortunately the classic and eery "Taxi Driver" featuring Pac and BIG esque rhymes was excluded from this version, but that's an old song anyways. There's been some great music dropping so far this year, but low and behold I guarantee this will hold weight as one of the elite releases of 2010. Shady Aftermath! Believe the hype.

Download: Royce Da 5'9" - Bar Exam 3: The Most Interesting Man

Tracklist

01. The Most Interesting Man

02. Horseshoe (Feat. Horseshoe G.A.N.G.)

03. Go Hard Pt. 1 (Feat. Kid Vishis)

04. On Fire (Feat. Crooked I)

05. Real Hip Hop (Feat. Black Milk, Elzhi)

06. Acapella

07. It's Over

08. Nobody Fucking Us (Feat. Slaughterhouse, Bun B)

09. Airplanes

10. The Most Interesting Man In The World Skit #2

11. Beamer Benz Or Bentley (Shady MegaMix) (Feat. Slaughterhouse)

12. I Hate Your Pants

13. Forever

14. In The Club

15. The Most Interesting Man In The World Skit #3

16. Go Hard Pt. 2 (Feat. Kid Vishis)

17. Vagina

18. Psycho (Skit)

19. Psycho

20. Drama (Feat. Trick Trick, June Flow)

21. 187 (Saigon Response)

22. My Own Planet (Feat. Big Sean)

23. Kid Vishis Skit For No Reason

24. Lyrical Hitman (Feat. Marvwon)

25. The Most Interesting Man In The World Skit #4

26. Spark Yo Brain

27. Top Of The World

Travie McCoy ft. Gucci Mane, T-Pain, Bruno Mars - Billionaire (Nappy Boy Remix)

2010-06-15T18:22:00.000-04:00

Gucci Mane himself doesn't even know what the hell he's doing on this song. Lower the guitars, increase the synths. It's safe to say his days of making music strictly for the traphouse are gone. But I'm sure we all figured that out long ago once "the man" put him on songs with Mariah Carey Usher Soulja Boy Mya Wale Keysha Cole Lil Wayne 50 Cent Ludacris every fucking body. *Shrugs* Not a bad song though. But can T-Pain please stop calling everything he hops on the "Nappy Boy Remix"? SN: What the shit is a "Travie"?? His name was Travis just a few years ago. Puppets I tell ya...

Download: Travie McCoy ft. Gucci Mane, T-Pain, Bruno Mars - Billionaire (Nappy Boy Remix)

Drake ft. Jay-Z, Notorious B.I.G. - Light Up (Cookin' Soul Remix)

2010-06-15T17:57:00.001-04:00

Oh you thought the last post had 2 of the best rappers of all time? #CmonSon. Wayne is dope but I'm an 80's baby, I know better. Brooklyn Bullshit ftw. I still wonder who would be the true King of New York if Big was still alive... but you can't knock Jay's marketing savvy. "Fat, black, ugly as ever" can get you far in the rap game but what about the corporate world? No diss whatsoever. #Jussayin. Two of the best on one track is always a good thing. Cookin Soul did a number on this track, Dope Koolaid, extra sugar. Drink up!

Download: Wheelchair Jimmy ft. Jay-Z, Notorious B.I.G. - Light Up (Cookin' Soul Remix)

Drake ft. Jay-Z, Lil Wayne - Light up (Rikers Remix)

2010-06-15T17:28:00.001-04:00

It's Young Money b!#%*. Wheelchair Jimmy Drake's big homey Lil Weezyana (does anybody still call him that?) hops on the track while serving his bid at New Yorks infamous Riker's Island. Can people stop with the Free Wayne T shirts already? It's not like he's doing Shyne numbers. Anyhow, you'll notice the extreme drop in audio quality after Hov spits. I know it's prison and all, but Riker's really needs to step its telecommunications game up. This shit sounds like it was recorded in _________ (insert aspiring rapper)'s moms basement. Oh well. Can't complain on the actual verse itself. A sober Weezy is always a good thing.

Download: Wheelchair Jimmy ft. Jay-Z, Lil Wayne - Light Up (Rikers Remix)

Rhymefest - "Prosperity" (Video)

2010-06-15T16:08:00.001-04:00

Rhymefest is one of the most underrated to do it. Some may know him as the guy who beat a young Slim Shady in the Rap Olympics way back in the mid 90's.. others know him for his critically applauded Man in the Mirror (Michael Jackson Tribute) Mixtape. Some know him as Yeezy's homeboy and ghostwriter for "Jesus Walks".. and let's face it some of ya'll motha fuckas don't know him at all. Rhymefest is from the Chi, and always raps about some relatable shit. This video is hilarious. I've been thinking the same thing about all those TV televangelists. Talmbout' Talking about Jesus saves, donate money, then driving off in Beamers Benz and Bentleys high end miracle whips. Give this video a watch, even if you don't like rap, it's bout to make you laugh.

Royce Da 5'9" - Tired of Ya'll (Drake Cover)

2010-06-07T23:56:00.002-04:00

NICKEL! On yet another Wheelchair Jimmy Drake song. Can't knock the hustle, cuz 11 times out of 10 he out raps Drake any damn way. His vocal chops ain't too bad either. This isnt the 1st time we've heard him croon. "You Chris Rock talkin to Kobe" Considering that just happened yesterday, it doesn't get much more hot off the press than this. Royce destroys this beat though. More quotables than I can even post, and quite frankly, I'm tired of ya'll thuggin too. "Soon as the deal done boy you know it's a slaughter/ you don't know us for starters/ we explodin/ thinkin you can swim with pirahnas you remind me of Obama/ you don't know much about oil and water" *dead* Catch the shoutout to Shady and Paul Rosenberg though.. If the machine ever gets behind Royce, we have a problem in the best way possible.

Download: Royce Da 5'9" - Tired of Ya'll

Back For the First Time

2010-05-26T18:29:00.001-04:00

If you love something let it go, if it comes back it's yours, if not, fuck it, you'll never know. Ok I guess that deals more so with love and not blogging, but the point is, I've missed updating random fuckery on a regular basis. I started this blog last year when I had just moved in with my girl to Kalamazoo, MI. I left my school, job, friends, and a great city to be with her. You can check the history of my updates and see I was dedicated to new music and this shit so much to the point where it pissed her off. "You're always on your stupid laptop" This was one of the excuses reasons why we ultimately broke up. There was of course much, much more to this story, but quite frankly I probably don't even know you so it's none of your damn business. Just know that after it was all said and done I ended up back in Grand Rapids and my life is yet again headed down a different road. There is no way to say this without sounding like a baby bitch, but I literally stopped posting on this blog because all it did was remind me of those times in a strenuous relationship and how messed up I was mentally at the time. Physically too, as I had a freak accident and ended up getting 4 stitches on my ring finger back in October. Right on the tip too. Yet I forged on, updating at a rapid pace as to not lose hits on my site. Typing with a finger that just had meat hanging out of it is dedication. I've totaled more than 2,000 hits to this shit right here (Kat Williams voice) although most of it can be attributed to me getting 50 Cents "Before I Self Destruct" 3 weeks early. The DMCA had something to say about that, which is why you won't see that post on here. That's laymans terms for "THE MAN TOOK IT DOWN" Psh. So much for a free country. Why the hell is that our motto anyways? Ain't shit free here. People work every day just to survive and keep the lights on in this motha fucka.

Okay enough with the rambling though. The point IS, that I'm back better than ever surprise surpise (Oh I know you didn't forget how many hidden rap quotables you'll find in my writings) It feels good to be back and good to update again. It's almost like a 50 Cent Mung-kee off my back. My past isn't as haunting as it once was, and we all get to enjoy the newest in hiphop, pop culture, and general fuckery once more.

To kick things off right, I'm bringing you a special treat. The Koolaid Konkokshunz mixtape is in construction as I type. No, it's not gonna be a mixtape where I get on the first 10 seconds of every track and shout random shit like "APPHILLIATES N*GGA!!" or "BRING IT BACK I DONT THINK THEY HEARD WHAT I JUST SAID" Nope this is just gonna be me bringing you the freshness. 80 minutes of the newest hiphop to hit the interweb streets. Time and time again and basically everybody I meet asks me where I get my music from and if I can burn them some mixes. Well, I finally got tired of spending my own jew gold on CD-Rs. So now you can just click download and BAM! Burn your own CD, my pockets are on Jermaine Jackson status right now.

If you've ever been around me while I make Koolaid, you know how it goes down. I mix a bunch of different flavors together in the same pitcher. This creates a unique blend of different flavors which ultimately creates one organic sugar-infused super flavor. Koolaid Konkokshunz muzik is in the same model. It is a mix up of all different kinds of hip hop. Some are Club songs. Some are Lyrical, some are "underground".. even emo alternative hiphop. But in the end they are all selected and arranged/mixed in a way that makes you wanna blast it in your car and possibly fornicate in the backseat with that special lady or man friend of yours.

Volume 1 will include the likes of Drake, J.Cole, Royce da 5'9", Big Sean, Travis Porter, Lloyd Banks, Ludacris, Pack FM, Nipsey Hu$$le and more! Gotta love variety. I will continue to create these until I have more volumes then the NOW series. Wish me luck. At the rate new dope music comes out, it shouldn't be hard. Hiphop ain't dead you just gotta find it!!!!

Peace out and much love,

-J "it feels so good to be back" Reezy

Wiz Khalifa - Burn After Rolling Mixtape

2009-11-02T20:40:00.000-05:00

The new-new "incredibly entertaining musical masterpeice" by Wiz Khalifa is officially released. Somebody, somewhere Many people everywhere are blazin to this. Solid project for your collection.

Download: Wiz Khalifa - Burn After Rolling

The Real: Jay and the Beans talk

2009-11-02T20:02:00.000-05:00

Cuz sometimes we just need to sit back and laugh at ourselves.

Joell Ortiz - Back by Popular Demand (Popeyes) Freestyle

2009-11-02T18:14:00.001-05:00

Mr. Yaaaaooowwwaa blesses us with his jack of the Clipse's street single. Lyrics for days on this one. Props to www.2dopeboyz.com

Download: Joell Ortiz - Back by Popular Demand (Popeyes)

BONUS- Run this Town Freestyle. Ouch, this shit is so good it hurts.

"I stay in the light like funny looking money"

Metaphors are ill, give you the ewww face. LMAO at him crooning YYAAAAAAOWWWAAA. Couldve done without that.

Download: Joell Ortiz - Run This Town Freestyle

Halloween Drunkeness, the Mixtape

2009-10-31T16:31:00.000-04:00

Happy Halloween from KoolaidKonkokshunz! To celebrate, here's a compilation of jawns that are getting burn while I'm out and about tonite. The list below is in no particular order, cuz frankly I was too lazy to re number all the files. Also, the Mirrors Edge song by Mike Posner was accidentally put in twice but I already uploaded it to zshare so it's staying that way for now. You can just delete it on your own. Sounds ghetto I know but hey I'm not getting paid to do this shit and I still have to put together a half assed costume for tonite. Anyways, here are the songs

Big Boi ft. Gucci Mane - Shine Blockas
Clipse, Camr'on, Pharell - Popular Demand (Popeyes)
Mike Posner, Bun B, XV - Mirrors Edge
Wiz Khalifa - Get You Some
Weezer ft. Lil Wayne - Can't Stop Partying
Wale ft. Pharrell - Inhibitions
TRV$DJAM - Coachella10
Trey Songz ft. Juelz Santana, Fabolous - Say Ahh
Timbaland ft. Drake - Say Something
Mike Posner, Kid Cudi - Don't Trust Me Benny Blanco remix
Gucci Mane, Lil Wayne, Jadakiss, Birdman - Wasted remix
50 Cent ft. Ne-yo - Baby By me
Jay-Z ft. Kanye West - D.O.A. 2
Jay-Z ft. Drake - Off That
Jay-Z - Ghetto Techno
Slaughterhouse ft. Bun B - The One (Travis Barker Remix)

Download - Koolaid Konkokshunz HalloweenDrunkeness

Jay-Z Responds to Beanie Sigel (video)

2009-10-31T04:26:00.002-04:00

Jay-Z answers Beanie Sigel from la rue du hiphop on Vimeo.

While slightly sounding like a dickhead business-man, Jay-Z comments about the Beans situation. What more could he do? Deal, record label, clothing line, all to somebody that never really appealed to the masses. (Beans highest selling album The Reason slung around 800k). Touché Young Hov. They both have valid points... which goes to support Beanie Sigels statement's at the end of his diss... this is a family issue. Keep this behind closed doors. Although I'm sure everyone wants to hear a reply on wax. Whatever the hell happens, I can't shake this feeling that they will man-hug it out eventually.

Props to Rap Radar

Jay-Z ft. Alicia Keys - Empire State of Mind Swagger Jacker Remix!

2009-10-30T22:36:00.004-04:00

I'm sure these aren't gonna be the last ones we see. More people are hopping on this than that milli Wayne shit a few years ago. If people hate Jay-Z so damn much why do they continue to emulate him through song? Full time jack move with this. But at least it's more clever than just hopping over an instrumental. I am here to bring you ___________ State if Mind!!! (Insert your city). Let's start with my home state.

Ro Spit - Renaissance State of Mind (Detroit)

Renaissance state of mind by Ro Spit
The only set back to this is that Ro Spit is from Pontiac, MI, about a half hour north of the D. People claiming other peoples hoods gets all sorts of thugs' panties in a bunch. But this is all love, and metro Detroit is basically one big ass community anyways. Besides, the early bird gets the worm. It's not Ro's fault he's the first muh fucker to take action. I've done quite a bit of cruisin down I-75 to know the spots Ro's talking about. He represents it well. Got a lil off track cuz I'm used to Alicia on the hook, but Monica Blaire holds her own.
Sidenote, if you like Ro's threads, check out the Michigan clothing brand "Burn Rubber"

Neeko ft. Deana Marie - Ill State of Mind (Philly)

I'll be honest I haven't a damn clue who this kid is. His flows are pretty nice though. Beats alot of other random rappers that need to stick to their day job. Everyone learns a fair deal about Philadelphia in school due to all of it's early prominent American history. Neeko's references are easy to visualize due to this. Who doesn't love Cheesesteak?

Levar Allen - Empire State of Mind T Dot splitscreen remix

On the softer side of things, Levar Allen gets his acoustic on as he croon's the hook. The split screen gimmick does it's job, as it made me forget how boring the song was. Not a bad job singing though. A much better representation for Toronto than.....

Roz and Mocha - T.Dot State of Mind

Okay I saved the best for last. Ahh fuck it. Won't even try. If this is what KISS 92.5 Toronto views as HOT music, I'll stick with the States. But hey, somebody in Canada had to shout out Tim Hortons Drivethru. I mean, what else do they have besides Deer on their Quarters and a different metric system?
Appreciate the effort Razberry Mocha, but shitty sound quality botched auto-tune half assed flow everything just couldn't get me to groove to this.

Ghetto Gourmet - Lil Wayne Edition

2009-10-30T19:56:00.000-04:00

Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger's daughter had a birthday. This was her cake. *face in palm* As if the cake wasn't ugly enough as is, black licorice tastes like shit. It's much more better in the Jager format, but thats neither here nor there. No shots to the cake artist at Walmart Cakes for Spoiled Kids Inc. The only thing she missed was glazing his eyes red. Happy bday celebrity child. For full Weezy effect, dip your slice in your favorite cough syrup.

Spotted (obviously) at Allhiphop.com

Ghetto Gourmet - Alchemist Edition

2009-10-30T19:45:00.000-04:00

You probably eat alot of bullshit being an underground artist on the road. No shots, but it's not as if people like Alchemist get the Mariah Carey treatment in the dressing room. None of that diva shit here. He shows us how he gets down with shitty bagels and cheese soup.

Wiz Khalifa - Burn After Rolling mixtape Cover Art

2009-10-30T19:37:00.000-04:00

Pittsburgh's own Wiz Khalfia's mixtape Cover is on the net today so here you are. If it's anything like his last joint tape with Curren$y then we're in for a treat. Lmao at the quotes from "some guy".

Music Video: Jay-Z ft. Alicia Keys - Empire State of Mind

2009-10-30T19:27:00.000-04:00

Looks like its business as usual for Shawn Corey, despite the shots from Beans. Note to Beanie Sigel, even after your heartfelt diss song, if you hear no response from Hov, #hesnotthatintoyou. Anyways, smh at cats sayin east coast rap is dead. This song/video isnt gritty or grimey like the mid 90s shit hip hoppers are so acustomed to, but face it, it doesnt get much more New York than this. Wow homegirl is really head boppin on that piano.

Ghostface Stories with Ghostface Killah

2009-10-30T15:29:00.000-04:00

Himmy Kimmel (Guillermo voice) brings in Wu Tang favorite Ghostface Killah to share experiences with music tours and midgets. Enough Said.

Beanie Sigel - Not Your Average Cat (Jay-Z Diss) DJ KaySlay

2009-10-30T02:33:00.005-04:00

Awww hecky naw, this boy man is raw. So it looks like even if Beanie Sigel was smashed drunk during his I RUN THIS TOWN rant, it's not gonna stop. Drunk actions are sober thoughts anyways right? Beans finally goes in over his old bff. I was gonna say "boss" but as I was typing this, he got all emotional during the end of the song. Beans has a valid point in everything he was saying though. The Roc Roc Nation may still be around as a half assed front of Roc-a-fella, and there's still good music on it. But lets be real. Everybody who listened to rap anytime in the late 90's early 2000's knows the Roc's cornerstones were Jay, Bleek, and Beans. Freeway when he could take a break from dealing drugs and manscaping his beard. Anyways, til the next diss record comes along we can just sit back and reminisce of better days.

Damn, it was all good just a week ago.

Spotted at Nahright

Download: Beanie Sigel - Not Your Average Cat (Jay-Z Diss) Radio Rip

*UPDATE*

from Nahright, from Miss Info, from somebody's 2nd cousin's neighbor upstairs comes the CD Quality version of the song. Hear Beans go in on Jay even better!

Download: Beanie Sigel - What You Talkin Bout (Jay-Z Diss) CDQ Dirty

Lupe Fiasco - Say Something Freestyle

2009-10-29T12:35:00.001-04:00

Mr. Peach-fuzz-buzz-but-beard-on-the-verge jacks Timbaland's new single with WheelChair Jimmy Drake
No complaints here. He not only succesfully rides this beat, he made me incredibly hungry (I havent eaten today) with clever lines about pizza and chicken fingers <---breakfast of champions. Lupe reminds me why he's one of my favorite artists at something called "RAP". In a time and place not so far away, skills use to be necessary. Now all you have to do is have some money and sing half assed ghost-written hooks, massacre 80's songs at the club inbetween Rogaine treatments , or make up a dance that encourages anybody with a decent IQ to shake their heads. But I digress. Lupe gives us some heat for the fall, check it out.
Props to 2dopeboyz

Download: Lupe Fiasco - Say Something Freestyle

Gucci Mane After School Special

2009-10-29T00:41:00.002-04:00

Pill poppin , kush smokin , gun totin , crack cookin accused murderer Gucci Mane LaFlare urges you to be safe and take your sobriety seriously. ALSO be sure to check out Gucci Manes new smash single, "WASTED"!. Never trust a public service announce done by a guy who's on a song called LOL Smiley Face :)

Mike Posner - One Foot Out the Door Mixtape

2009-10-28T12:47:00.001-04:00

Clinton Sparks and DJ Benzi in association with LRG blah blah blah you get the idea. This is Southfield, MI native and Duke Univsersity Superstar Mike Posner's newest 'ish. You can download it off itunes for free in a few days, or cop it here NOW thanks to Shake over at 2dopeboyz. Featuring notable rappers like Saigon Bun B, and up and coming rappers such as the midwest's own Big Sean (Detroit) and Kid Cudi (Cleveland). Mikey P's web series tracks his day to day grind being signed under a major label while still juggling the duties of trying to graduate. Check it out if you're bored as hell.

01 One Foot Out the Door
02 I Don’t Trust Myself
03 Traveling Man [Snippet]
04 You Don’t Have to Leave
05 Cooler Than Me (Gigamesh Remix)
06 Don’t Trust Me (Benny Blanco Remix) f. KiD CuDi & 3OH!3
07 Kiss Me Thru the Phone f. Saigon
08 Red Button
09 Bring Me Down f. Big Sean & Freddie Gibbs
10 Mirror’s Edge f. Bun B
11 Speed of Sound f. Big Sean
12 Close the Door f. Clinton Sparks

Download - Mike Posner - One Foot Out the Door Mixtape courtesy of LRG

Microsoft Surface -Everything We Want But Dont Need

2009-10-28T03:11:00.000-04:00

The new Surface by Microsoft is some 'ish that people back in the day couldn't even imagine. How this sum-mum-ma bitch can transfer files with no bluetooth or USB connection is kind of creepy. It essentially replaces your coffee table with a big ass touch screen machine of magic. Transer files, surf the web, play games, send e-mails, or just set your cup of water on it for shits and giggles special effects. The Microsoft Surface also watches you in your sleep and can have a printout analyzation of your dreams in the morning. OK I'm exaggerating, but the way technology is going I'm sure thats not too far away.

Crazy about multi-touch screen computers? Windows has come up with the all new Microsoft surface and is now available for Business and Commercial use. The multitouch screen surface responds naturally to hand gestures and objects.
The surface handles all the digital content in a very intuitive manner, with its large horizontal user interface. The surface creates an interactive way of sharing, comparing, transferring data etc. for multiple users. It changes the whole new concept of interacting with the digital content, Leave the mouse and keyword away use your hand for every single work. Sharing is fun. The all new surface also identify objects like glass of water, when it is kept on the surface it gives cool tags around it.
Transferring of data is easy you don’t have to connect your device with bluetooth, USB cable or anything, just put your phone or camera on the Microsoft surface and you’re all set for sharing. The Microsoft surface is very intelligent and recognizes your natural hand gestures.
The Surface comes at a price of $5,000 to $10,000 now. Soon it will be cheaper and will take a place in your home.

Sounds like a great concept of a computer and I salute Microsoft. Although I'm sure lots of people will get it and not know how the hell to work it

By the time I'd actually be able to afford that beautiful beast of a machine, I'm sure that price will drop faster than Drake attempting to skip.

Spotted at TechCrank

*UPDATE* - After bigging up this product, found this parody a short time later. This is so funny I almost feel stupid for wanting this

2009 BET Cypher Part 3 (Mos Def, Black Thought & Eminem)

2009-10-27T22:56:00.000-04:00

Okay I see where they goin with this. Anyone that actually watches the BET Awards knows they displays these cyphers inbetween intermissions to make up for all the fuckery that occurs during the rest of the show. Appreciate the effort BET. Anyways, this was easily the best one of the three cyphers, they all 9/11'd that shit. Glad to see Mos Def takin a break from whatever B list movie he was doing and rap again. *No shots*. Black Thought sounds like a natural over those roots-esque drum patterns, and thats the Eminem Detroit knows and loves. No accent. Syllable for syllable homide.

Spotted at OnSmash

2009 BET Cypher Part 2 (Wale, Nipsey Hu$$le, Gsan & KRS-One)

2009-10-27T22:41:00.003-04:00

Okay this one is a bit better from the last one. Wale kicks this one off for DC. At least he sounds like he's actually freestyling though. No Drake shit over 'chea. Why does Nipsey Hu$$le just seem like a 2009 version of rookie snoop? Must be the L.A. thing. Or the braids. Or the I-literally-put-the-blunt-down-30-seconds-before-this eyes. See my point? KRS-One maybe the bitter old rapper, but he comes correct. Can't fux with the teacher.

Spotted at OnSmash

2009 BET Cypher Part 1 (Nicki Minaj, Buckshot, Crown Royyal & Joe Budden)

2009-10-27T21:51:00.005-04:00

Nicki Minaj, Buckshot, Crown Royyal & 1/4 of Slaughterhouse spit hot fiyah. Well at least Joe Buddden does. Since his verse was the only memorable moment of this, feel free to fast forward right to his spot. Nice SH hoody. Nobody rocks them baggy pullover shits anymore, maybe they'll make a comeback. Beats crappy V-neck extra-medium t shirts and leather vest douche-wear. Glad I stuck through listening to this, because I was ready to click the "X" in the top left 15 seconds into Nicki's verse. I know there's a shortage of female emcees in the game and lots of people rave about her rack skills, but really BET? Foxy Brown is deaf and can rap less retarded than her. You shoulda holla'd. I'm sure she would welcome the break from the daily grind of ignoring her taxes.

Peeped over at OnSmash

Just Another Day in Clipper Land

2009-10-27T16:45:00.006-04:00

No, that's not a look of deep thought and appreciation for being drafted number 1 in the NBA. Thats an internal *sigh* of pre-meditated failure. Not much else comes to mind when staring directly at a L.A. Clippers jersey. The only thing worse than being a Clipper player is being a Clipper fan. They are like the Lakers ugly step sister that no one wants to date regardless of how hard she tries to be appealing. While the Lake-show pulls in the stars such as Jack Nicholson, David Beckham, Will Smith, and ______ (insert smoking hot celebrity girlfriend/wife/babymomma) the Clippers crowd will get the likes of Carrot Top and the Shamwow guy. One of the most losing franchises of all time, they just can't shake that curse. This is a team that had a promising outlook with Lamar Odom, Elton Brand, Andre Miller, Q Richardson, and D Miles (they were good once upon a time) and still found ways to fuck up. Blake was the future, the glimmer of hope. Then he pulls a Wheelchair Jimmy Drake and fucks up his knee before the season even starts. Broken kneecap? Damn homey, in high school you were the man homey. Good luck Blake get well soon, the Clippers need you sorely in their eternal quest for mediocrity.

Taylor Swift Parties w/ Nazis?

2009-10-27T01:57:00.002-04:00

Peeped this over at Global Grind.
Partying with swastikas at a grafitti party? America's little sweetheart is growing up. Because she's a country singer, nobody will give her shit for this. I'm not even hating, just telling the truth. Despite her presence, how much you wanna bet a Kanye song came on at least once? I've never been to a party with all white people and not had a Yeezy record get played. And 9 times out of 10 it's Stronger, or the techno version of Heartless.

Taylor Swift Parties w/ Nazis?

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Things I Learned In College - Perfect Control Over Your Balls

2009-10-26T02:21:00.001-04:00

I don't care how many takes it actually required for these trick shots, but when they are this badass, who really cares. When I play beer pong I'm usually already buzzed so talking shit comes with the territory. After watching this I might keep my mouth shut a lil bit more. I know they arent playing beer pong.. but if they can bounce the shit off two sideways tables three times into a moving skateboard, I'm pretty sure they can make it a few feet away. On a closing note, point and riducule the picture below, that's what it's there for.

How Crunk is too Crunk?

2009-10-23T20:34:00.001-04:00

The funny thing about this video, besides the most drunken 10 minutes in a convenience store ever, is the fact that its 10:30 in the MORNING! Damn duke, call it a night already. Props to whoever added the music to this security footage. Fits like a glove. Blame it on the........ wait no, theres no way this guy is just crunk off the jesus juice, he's on some whole other nother shit

Another Reason Why I Hate Lebron

2009-10-23T18:57:00.001-04:00

So Jay-Z's college tour rolled through Cleveland last night. Who else did you think would show up? Nah, not the weed carrier hypeman Memphis Bleek. I'm talking about none other than Mr. Crybaby himself, Lebron James. The audio sucks as much as Lebrons juckin and shivin to the music, I really just posted this out of saltiness. I missed the Hov show the night before at Eastern Michigan and thought about a road trip to Cleveland but let that pass by as well. *sigh*

Clipse ft. Cam'ron - By Popular Demand (Popeyes) prod by Pharrell

2009-10-23T18:16:00.023-04:00

New Clipse. Yuuuuugggghhk! Enough Said. How bout that free promotion Popeyes? The Colonel doesnt have shit on you. Ok I'm lying, yes he does. The grease practically drips out of your bag, not a good look . Swiped from NahRight.

Download: Clipse feat Cam'ron - By Popular Demand (Popeyes) Prod. by Pharrell

The Real Meaning of Puppy Love

2009-10-23T17:40:00.000-04:00

Hard to imagine lots of people actually got paid to make that. I've never seen this on air and I'm not surprised. Who knew dogs were freaks like that. The good folks at Durex, that's who. I guess.

Shamwow ft. Kid Cudi - She Came Along

2009-10-23T04:40:00.002-04:00

Shamwow Sharam and Kid Cudi hit us with this a while back, it's good to see a video come to fruition finally. This reminds me of summer and thats a pleasant thought right now (winters in MI lick fuzzy balls). Dope Western concept video, and much cooler than Fresh Prince Will Smiths Wild Wild West. Wait wait... I'm lying. That had Salma Hayek in it. A little bit of her gives it the edge. Lame excuse, I know, but ask J.Cole, pussy is power.

Fish, Gay ; Dead at 32

2009-10-21T01:46:00.001-04:00

RT "Yo whoever started the rumor that Kanye West was dead imma letchu finish, but Balloon Boy pulled off the best hoax of all time!"
Gotta love twitter, Hollywoods highschool gossip column.

Leave it up to Fox News to promptly report this (un-true) boo-boo. Is anyone really surprised they skewered the truth again?

Give Me My Fuckin Noodles

2009-10-20T17:34:00.000-04:00

I've known for many a year: don't come between a fat kid and his food. To his credit, we've all thrown tantrums like that before. Or maybe it's just us fucked up kids from Sagnasty. Ramen is Kinda Like a Big Deal in the hood